The Bonobos of Tlaceceyaya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.265 billion Tlaceceyayans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mahuizpan. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The powerhouse Tlaceceyayan economy, worth a remarkable 3,567 trillion problems a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 130,861 problems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tlaceceyaya's national animal is the Bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tlaceceyaya is ranked 292,563^rd in the world and 2^nd in Knights of the NS List for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,570.33 Standard Monetary Units.