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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,829thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,310thLargest Black Market: 3,590th
The Süße リリー Panzermädchen of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Misha Bära
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.765 billion

LeaderMisha Bära

CurrencyIOU Note
AnimalMourning Dove

The Süße リリー Panzermädchen of The-Third-Panzermmee is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Misha Bära with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.765 billion gott frauen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stahlnest. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Traúmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,078 trillion IOU Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,457 IOU Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The-Third-Panzermmee's national animal is the Mourning Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Thelema.

The-Third-Panzermmee is ranked 120,537th in the world and 294th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Average, scoring 35.21 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,829thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,310thLargest Black Market: 3,590thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,831stBest Weather: 4,075thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,008thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,168thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,052ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,325thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,966thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,457thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,037thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,286thHealthiest Citizens: 14,539thMost Devout: 14,854thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,993rdHighest Economic Output: 15,678thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,614thLargest Populations: 18,890thMost Primitive: 19,329thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,394thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,861st
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionMost Primitive: 40th in the regionMost Devout: 47th in the region

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