The Great Civilization of The Ctan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Telissat Amris with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 46.424 billion Ctani enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tephet-Sheta. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ctanian economy, worth an astonishing 13,454 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 289,827 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, Ctanian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Ctan's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Ctan is ranked 6,944^th in the world and 1^st in The Mictlan System for Highest Poor Incomes, with 142,911.1 Standard Monetary Units.