The Unión of Tequilo is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by Capitán General Si Lenz with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning Rattleworm population. The hard-working population of 14.243 billion Tequiloa have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tapalupé. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The Tequiloan economy, worth 582 trillion Chèlinpesoes a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,904 Chèlinpesoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tequilo has designated Tapalupé as its capital city, Capitán General Si Lenz has just been declared ruler of Tequilo in an international press conference, and Confusionism has been named as Tequilo's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tequilo's national animal is the Rattleworm and its national religion is Confusionism.

Tequilo is ranked 131,488^th in the world and 13^th in Deltic Waters for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.