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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 569thMost Cultured: 690thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,208th
The Empire of
Mother Knows Best State
Ki te kahore he whakakitenga ka ngaro te iwi
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Tangatarehua

Population5.585 billion

CapitalTamaki
LeaderEmpress Tamahine o te Marama
FaithTikanga Wairua

Currencykohatu
Animalwhale

The Empire of Tangatarehua is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Tamahine o te Marama with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.585 billion Tangata Rehua are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamaki. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rehuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,261 trillion kohatus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 225,826 kohatus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, and one can walk from one side of Tamaki to the other without setting foot on Rehuan soil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tangatarehua's national animal is the whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tikanga Wairua.

Tangatarehua is ranked 3,171st in the world and 3rd in Greater Dienstad for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,957.94 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 569thMost Cultured: 690thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,208thLargest Retail Industry: 1,437thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,558thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,587thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,494thHighest Food Quality: 2,867thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,171stMost Pacifist: 3,197thSmartest Citizens: 5,890thMost Developed: 5,973rdSafest: 6,287thMost Efficient Economies: 6,309thHighest Average Incomes: 7,364thMost Secular: 7,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,807thLowest Crime Rates: 8,894thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,078thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,286thLargest Governments: 14,099thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,577thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,344thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,265thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,535thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,981stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,690thHighest Economic Output: 22,719thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,496th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, one can walk from one side of Tamaki to the other without setting foot on Rehuan soil.
  • : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
  • : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications.
  • : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, Empress Tamahine o te Marama's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, news headlines suggest that Empress Tamahine o te Marama has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Tangatarehua, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Tangatarehua was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Food Quality and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Average Incomes.

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