The Republic of TAKTIC-69 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 5.225 billion TAKTIC-69ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong TAKTIC-69ian economy, worth 277 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,071 Delta Eagles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, citizens must pay to enjoy TAKTIC-69's pristine beaches, and the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TAKTIC-69's national animal is the Kitsune.

TAKTIC-69 is ranked 70,794^th in the world and 1^st in 9003 for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,688.82 on the Gilded Widget Scale.