The United Soviet States of Svadyetsk is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Alexei Petrov with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.612 billion Svadyetskans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duovograd. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 2,747 trillion People's Labour Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 217,841 People's Labour Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svadyetsk's national animal is the ushanka, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Svadyetsk is ranked 1,098^th in the world and 1^st in Kali Yuga for Lowest Crime Rates, with 167.73 law-abiding acts per hour.