The Original of Starwalker is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.724 billion Starwalkerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Starwalkerian economy, worth 219 trillion Dark Dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,421 Dark Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,630 per year while the poor average 2,408, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Starwalker's national animal is the bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Starwalker is ranked 178,572^nd in the world and 167^th in Link to the FUTURE for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,540.02 Standard Monetary Units.