The Seventh Republic of Sobeiska is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.673 billion Sobeiskans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kocham Cię. The average income tax rate is 6.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sobeiskan economy, worth a remarkable 2,187 trillion Xloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 159,972 Xloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Transgender and agender are on the education agenda, on-duty Air Sobeiska flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sobeiska's national animal is the White Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sobeiska is ranked 291,342^nd in the world and 11,157^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 19.34 law-abiding acts per hour.