The Socialist Federal Republic of Slyakanya is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aleksandr Vovkov with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.743 billion Slyakanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Slyakanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Akchas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,105 Akchas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Slyakanya's radio stations, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slyakanya's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slyakanya is ranked 12,267^th in the world and 529^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.44 law-abiding acts per hour.