The Republic of S4e59 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 524 million S4e59ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.0%.

The powerhouse S4e59ian economy, worth 50.5 trillion złoties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,422 złoties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,099 per year while the poor average 26,011, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and sex changes are routinely performed at S4e59's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. S4e59's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

S4e59 is ranked 136,264^th in the world and 96^th in Empire of Great Britain for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 729.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.