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Largest Black Market: 2,483rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,535th Most Devout: 2,626th
The Intergalactic Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Líl n'ghftog uh'eog ng líl shugnah!
Johann II of Suesani the N'ghftog Uh'eog
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Population4.245 billion

LeaderJohann II of Suesani the N'ghftog Uh'eog
FaithVulgtlagln Cthulhu


The Intergalactic Imperium of Ruskland-Preuben is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Johann II of Suesani the N'ghftog Uh'eog with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.245 billion Ruskland-Preubenr are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ruskland-Preubenr economy, worth 649 trillion Turors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,973 Turors, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, everyone apparently sends Johann II of Suesani the N'ghftog Uh'eog hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and the fate of the world literally rests on Johann II of Suesani the N'ghftog Uh'eog's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruskland-Preuben's national animal is the starspawn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vulgtlagln Cthulhu.

Ruskland-Preuben is ranked 170,113th in the world and 23rd in Federation of Allies for Most Secular, with 2.52 Atheism Rate.

Largest Black Market: 2,483rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,535thMost Devout: 2,626thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,098thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,495thNudest: 3,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,710thTop
Most Cultured: 8,842ndMost Influential: 9,015thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,097thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,139thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,384thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,431stHighest Average Incomes: 12,000thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,165thMost Efficient Economies: 13,327thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,621stLargest Governments: 14,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,772ndLargest Mining Sector: 15,165thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,424thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,533rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,765th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Rannoria, The Sovereign Kingdom of Immobilia, The Manticoran Empire, and Montevindo.

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