The The Empire of Romanic Imperium is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jaguar Aquilion with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.113 billion Romans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanic Imperiumian economy, worth 854 trillion Dracmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,698 Dracmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The central government is trying to keep things flowing, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility, the Romanic Imperiumian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanic Imperium's national animal is the Golden Isles Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Paganism.

Romanic Imperium is ranked 4,306^th in the world and 6^th in Declansburg for Highest Poor Incomes, with 169,235.78 Standard Monetary Units.