The Imperium of Remulia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kmer Kamile with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.816 billion Remulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ralera. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Remulian economy, worth an astonishing 10,409 trillion lyras a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 500,085 lyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Remulia's national animal is the anooba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islass.

Remulia is ranked 2,689^th in the world and 1^st in The Milky Way Galaxy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.05 law-abiding acts per hour.