The Lavender Corporations of Regulusager is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Augusta Octavia IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.685 billion Regians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Roma. The average income tax rate is 82.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Regian economy, worth a remarkable 1,816 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,972 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Nova Roma Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, aides are afraid to ask if Augusta Octavia IV wants a cup of tea or coffee, if the best leaders are those who don't want to lead then Augusta Octavia IV's lack of leadership must be a great leadership quality, and a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regulusager's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Grokism.

Regulusager is ranked 24,300^th in the world and 65^th in Holmond Holdings for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,366.87 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.