Population | 11.141 billion |
Capital | Rattestag |
Leader | Rattenkönig |
Faith | Amberat |
Currency | filthy lucre |
Animal | Field Vole |
The Vermin Guild of Ratfink is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rattenkönig with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.141 billion Vermin live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rattestag. Income tax is unheard of.
The powerhouse Verminous economy, worth a remarkable 3,171 trillion filthy lucres a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 284,654 filthy lucres, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,632,024 per year while the poor average 2,998, a ratio of 877 to 1.
Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ratfink's national animal is the Field Vole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amberat.
Ratfink is ranked 33,019th in the world and 12th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Stationary, with 1,312.75677789068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ratfink lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Ratfink lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Ratfink lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Ratfink was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Ratfink, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
- : Following new legislation in Ratfink, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
- : Following new legislation in Ratfink, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast.
- : Following new legislation in Ratfink, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
- : Following new legislation in Ratfink, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
- : Ratfink lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.