Population | 28.95 billion |
Capital | Holtmímir |
Currency | ʝarl |
Animal | flying squirrel |
The Alspring of Ratateague is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.95 billion Ratatekkers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holtmímir. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ratatasque economy, worth an astonishing 12,532 trillion ʝarls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 432,889 ʝarls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime is totally unknown. Ratateague's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Ratateague is ranked 37,999th in the world and 13th in The Social Liberal Union for Most Stationary, with 1,200.8836758784 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ratateague, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : Ratateague lodged a message on the The Social Liberal Union Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Ratateague, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Ratateague, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Ratateague, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
- : Following new legislation in Ratateague, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
- : Following new legislation in Ratateague, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Ratateague, hospitals in Ratateague are too busy serving the needs of The Social Liberal Union to see Ratatekkers.
- : Following new legislation in Ratateague, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Ratateague, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.