The Holy Black Christmas Easter of Randomise is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Patrick with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, devout population of 4.493 billion Randomizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Random. The average income tax rate is 64.0%.

The powerhouse a Randomizer economy, worth 326 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,731 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native a Randomizer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Randomise's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Random.

Randomise is ranked 80,600^th in the world and 1^st in Randomise for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,496.41 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.