The Aurrelian Empire of Ralticonis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Vampereo with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 11.106 billion Vamperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vampereo City. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ralticonisian economy, worth 682 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,462 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, Vampereo's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, and foreign powers often deal with problems that Ralticonis can't handle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralticonis's national animal is the kitten and its national religion is Reneism.

Ralticonis is ranked 61,608^th in the world and 1^st in Kronos for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.46 law-abiding acts per hour.