Population | 18.125 billion |
Capital | Korista |
Leader | Great Leader |
Currency | Minjal |
Animal | Eagle |
The Democratic Peoples Republic of Politiania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.125 billion Politianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korista. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Politianian economy, worth a remarkable 8,876 trillion Minjals a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 489,738 Minjals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Politiania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Politiania is ranked 6,207th in the world and 3rd in Soviet Democracy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.33 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Politiania's influence in Soviet Democracy rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Politiania, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in Politiania, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Politiania, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Following new legislation in Politiania, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge.
- : Following new legislation in Politiania, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Politiania, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Politiania, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Politiania, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in Politiania, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.