The Majestic Elysium of Pixelpark is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bhadra Procyon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.9 billion Pixes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggbrasil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pix economy, worth a remarkable 6,613 trillion Chypers a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 207,317 Chypers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 866,846 per year while the poor average 32,318, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", Pix watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pixelpark's national animal is the Hempanzee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tenseipic.

Pixelpark is ranked 294,021^st in the world and 141^st in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.52 law-abiding acts per hour.