The Republic of Piccadilly Line 28 is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.745 billion Piccadilly Line 28ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 6.9%.

The strong Piccadilly Line 28ian economy, worth 282 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 29,007 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, and brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits. Crime is a serious problem. Piccadilly Line 28's national animal is the kangaroo.

Piccadilly Line 28 is ranked 285,789^th in the world and 1^st in 0527 black stilt for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.33 law-abiding acts per hour.