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Most Advanced Public Education: 719thMost Cultured: 1,034thMost Patriotic: 1,049th
The People's Federation of
Moralistic Democracy
One Asia inseparable by race; indivisible by class!
Secretary-General Guanyu Abramovich II
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Pan-Asiatic States

Population8.575 billion

Capital✭ Neo-Manila
LeaderSecretary-General Guanyu Abramovich II
FaithGreater East Asian God-Building

CurrencyPan-Asiatic States Labor Voucher
AnimalShih Tzu

The People's Federation of Pan-Asiatic States is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Secretary-General Guanyu Abramovich II with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 8.575 billion Asians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ✭ Neo-Manila. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pan-Asiatic economy, worth a remarkable 2,034 trillion Pan-Asiatic States Labor Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 237,303 Pan-Asiatic States Labor Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Pan-Asiatic States, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pan-Asiatic States's national animal is the Shih Tzu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Greater East Asian God-Building.

Pan-Asiatic States is ranked 1,107th in the world and 1st in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Rudest Citizens, with 315.62 insults per minute.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 719thMost Cultured: 1,034thMost Patriotic: 1,049thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,081stRudest Citizens: 1,107thLargest Governments: 1,118thLowest Crime Rates: 1,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,490thSmartest Citizens: 1,714thMost Developed: 1,982ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,042ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,146thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,375thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,831stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,051stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,070thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,120thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,353rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,878thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,075thHighest Average Incomes: 4,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,786thHighest Food Quality: 4,939thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,955thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,004thMost Secular: 5,382ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,417thHealthiest Citizens: 5,679thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,992ndHighest Economic Output: 8,697thSafest: 8,882ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,504th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pan-Asiatic States, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan-Asiatic States, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Pan-Asiatic States was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan-Asiatic States, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan-Asiatic States, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Pan-Asiatic States.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan-Asiatic States, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
  • : Pan-Asiatic States's influence in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Pan-Asiatic States, the study of quantum physics has been outlawed for fear of accidentally causing the end of the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan-Asiatic States, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Pan-Asiatic selfishness.
  • : Following new legislation in Pan-Asiatic States, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.

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