The Precious Gemnation of Nuazrilhe is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Novalia Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.093 billion Nuazrilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noiritia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuazrilhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,044 trillion Noirites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 334,785 Noirites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, Nuazrilhe's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown. Nuazrilhe's national animal is the Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Nuazrilhe is ranked 1,284^th in the world and 35^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 23,934.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.