The Dictatorship of NotTheCountry is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by NotTheLeader with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.836 billion NotTheCountryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NotTheCity. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped NotTheCountryian economy, worth 393 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,339 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NotTheLeader has just been declared ruler of NotTheCountry in an international press conference, NotTheReligion has been named as NotTheCountry's national religion, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, and NotTheLeader knows that some internet activities are strictly solitary (NotTheCountry has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NotTheCountry's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NotTheReligion.

NotTheCountry is ranked 73,139^th in the world and 31^st in DogeLand for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,108.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.