The Eternal Neon Warfare of Nordic-British Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kagamine Rin with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.058 billion PRO British Gamers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nord-Brit Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,150 trillion Xbox Live Gold memberships a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,467 Xbox Live Gold memberships, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, almost all products in Nordic-British Union are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordic-British Union's national animal is the British Black Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Quality Gaming.

Nordic-British Union is ranked 295,457^th in the world and 11,523^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.