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Largest Mining Sector: 15,896thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,959thLargest Black Market: 18,334th
The Mute Icecream Waifu of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Neo19

Population11.293 billion

Currencybitcoin
Animalswan

The Mute Icecream Waifu of Neo19 is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.293 billion Neo19ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 59.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo19ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,230 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,986 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo19's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Neo19 is ranked 110,647th in the world and 3,446th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,778.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 15,896thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,959thLargest Black Market: 18,334thMost Influential: 18,379thMost Stationary: 22,920thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,473rdLargest Welfare Programs: 28,835th
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Most Inclusive: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 123rd in the regionMost Accessible: 162nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 172nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 172nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 193rd in the regionLargest Populations: 222nd in the regionMost Cultured: 222nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 242nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 309th in the regionMost Developed: 335th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 510th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 519th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 529th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 543rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 683rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 712th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 749th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 752nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 777th in the regionMost Influential: 821st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 828th in the regionMost Stationary: 847th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 870th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neo19 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo19, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo19, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo19, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo19, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo19, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo19, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo19, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo19, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo19, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.

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