The Mute Icecream Waifu of Neo19 is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.293 billion Neo19ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 59.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Neo19ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,230 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,986 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo19's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Neo19 is ranked 110,647th in the world and 3,446th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,778.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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Neo19 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
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Neo19, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
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Neo19, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
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Neo19, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
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Neo19, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
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Neo19, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push.
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Neo19, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
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Neo19, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
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Neo19, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
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Neo19, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.







































