The Na2 of Na2 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Na2 with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.142 billion Idiots enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thneedville. The average income tax rate is 10.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving an Idiot economy, worth 133 trillion OSDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,424 OSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs, and unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place. Crime is almost non-existent. Na2's national animal is the Some Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Thneedism.

Na2 is ranked 168,906^th in the world and 1^st in Ocalawaha for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.4 law-abiding acts per hour.