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Most Ignorant Citizens: 763rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 897thFattest Citizens: 1,136th
The Jingoistic Police State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Why have democracy when you can have demoncracy?
Supreme Leader Dick Tator
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mowte

Population5.512 billion

CapitalKloraus Tet City
LeaderSupreme Leader Dick Tator
FaithWorship of our savior Dick Tator

CurrencyTopper-Cent
AnimalSpider-Emu

The Jingoistic Police State of Mowte is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Dick Tator with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.512 billion Morticians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kloraus Tet City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Postmortem economy, worth 810 trillion Topper-Cents a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 147,005 Topper-Cents, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,162,489 per year while the poor average 4,534, a ratio of 256 to 1.

Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Supreme Leader Dick Tator's eyes only', paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mowte's national animal is the Spider-Emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of our savior Dick Tator.

Mowte is ranked 196,603rd in the world and 276th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 51.75838354128 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 763rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 897thFattest Citizens: 1,136thMost Avoided: 1,306thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,309thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,602ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,694thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,948thMost Primitive: 2,189thMost Armed: 2,251stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,781stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,771stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,581stLargest Mining Sector: 5,176thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,486thLargest Retail Industry: 5,948thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,522ndRudest Citizens: 6,567thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,742ndMost Devout: 7,775thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,781stNudest: 13,152ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 20,537thHighest Average Incomes: 23,386thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,942ndMost Patriotic: 25,213th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mowte's influence in Forest rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Mowte's influence in Forest rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Mowte relocated from Balder to Forest.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowte, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowte, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowte, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowte, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Supreme Leader Dick Tator's eyes only'.
  • : Mowte altered its national flag.
  • : Mowte was refounded in Balder.
  • : Mowte ceased to exist in Forest.

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