The ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ ᴊᴏʜɴ's of Miranda-22 is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bert with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.624 billion Drunkards hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drunk Terry's Hole. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The strong Drunk off my Rocker economy, worth 110 trillion CSECS a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 67,868 CSECS, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bar brawls are an hourly occurrence, bins outnumber trees in city parks, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, and Miranda-22's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Miranda-22's national animal is the Drunk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The Bottle.

Miranda-22 is ranked 109,805^th in the world and 3^rd in The KG Puppet Hole for Most Developed, scoring 55.51 on the Human Development Index.