The ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ ᴊᴏʜɴ's of Miranda-22 is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 752 million Drunkards hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drunk Terry's Hole. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong Drunk off my Rocker economy, worth 50.1 trillion CSECS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 66,654 CSECS, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Miranda-22's national animal is the Drunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Miranda-22 is ranked 67,632^nd in the world and 3^rd in The KG Puppet Hole for Highest Average Incomes, with 66,654.45 Standard Monetary Units.