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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd Largest Black Market: 9th
The Letterman Commie Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists
DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!
DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Menta Lee-IL

Population27.374 billion

CapitalDEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL
LeaderDEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
FaithALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER

Currencypfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL
Animalwow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.374 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 15,480 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 565,521 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,977,355 per year while the poor average 117,543, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, and oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 111th in the world and 1st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Economic Output, with 15,480 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2ndLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13thFattest Citizens: 16thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16thLowest Crime Rates: 19thLargest Governments: 31stHighest Average Tax Rates: 36thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40thLargest Mining Sector: 48thMost Subsidized Industry: 60thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66thMost Avoided: 71stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 80thHighest Economic Output: 111thHighest Average Incomes: 145thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 212thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 236thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 258thMost Primitive: 299thMost Stationary: 391stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 396thRudest Citizens: 985thMost Conservative: 1,068thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,160thMost Secular: 2,177thNudest: 3,687thMost Influential: 5,578thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,071stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,332ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,542ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,601st
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Menta Lee-IL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Menta Lee-IL at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Menta Lee-IL lodged a message on the Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board.

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