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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th
The Letterman Commie Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists
DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!
DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Menta Lee-IL

Population28.463 billion

CapitalDEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL
LeaderDEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
FaithALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER

Currencypfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL
Animalwow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.463 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 16,937 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 595,077 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,113,842 per year while the poor average 120,726, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 96,754th in the world and 42nd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 792.03 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10thLargest Black Market: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16thLowest Crime Rates: 18thFattest Citizens: 19thLargest Governments: 30thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35thHighest Average Tax Rates: 40thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Mining Sector: 43rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 55thMost Avoided: 67thMost Subsidized Industry: 70thHighest Economic Output: 91stHighest Average Incomes: 118thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 153rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 215thMost Primitive: 291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 311thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 367thMost Stationary: 388thMost Conservative: 509thRudest Citizens: 826thMost Secular: 1,546thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,101stNudest: 3,184thMost Influential: 5,367thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,665thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,708thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,193rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,672nd
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionNudest: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Menta Lee-IL.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

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