The Republic of Liiduria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Tauri Jokela with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.213 billion Liidurians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idalinne. The average income tax rate is 29.2%.

The large but inefficient Liidurian economy, worth 469 trillion Liidurian marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,837 Liidurian marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", national magistrates in Idalinne are overwhelmed with cases of petty larceny and attempted witchcraft, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liiduria's national animal is the Liidurian deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alydianism.

Liiduria is ranked 134,759^th in the world and 4^th in Aeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.28 law-abiding acts per hour.