The Democratic Republic of Lacho is a small, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 26 million Lachoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The Lachoan economy, worth 1.28 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,234 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown. Lacho's national animal is the wasp.

Lacho is ranked 150,334^th in the world and 620^th in Concord for Most Developed, scoring 56.01 on the Human Development Index.