Population | 27.868 billion |
Capital | Lilaporei |
Leader | President Raya Minibung |
Faith | Intentionally Not Defined |
Currency | Jinwoyin Buro |
Animal | Jinwoyin Stork |
The Grand Chainlands of Jinwoy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Raya Minibung with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.868 billion Jinwoyins enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilaporei. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Jinwoyin economy, worth a remarkable 5,123 trillion Jinwoyin Buroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,847 Jinwoyin Buroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, all beauty contests have been banned, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinwoy's national animal is the Jinwoyin Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Intentionally Not Defined.
Jinwoy is ranked 6,451st in the world and 300th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 146 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jinwoy, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : Following new legislation in Jinwoy, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
- : Following new legislation in Jinwoy, all beauty contests have been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Jinwoy, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
- : Following new legislation in Jinwoy, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Jinwoy was endorsed by The People's Republic of Kenmoria.
- : Jinwoy was endorsed by The Federation of ZleekyGgh.
- : Following new legislation in Jinwoy, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Jinwoy, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in Jinwoy, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
World Assembly
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