Population | 5.952 billion |
Currency | mark |
Animal | tiger |
The Republic of Introspection is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.952 billion Introspectionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Introspectionian economy, worth 798 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,107 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, and acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Introspection's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Introspection is ranked 8,295th in the world and 54th in Stereo Hearts for Most Armed, with 11.24 weapons per person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Introspection, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in Introspection, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Introspection, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked.
- : Following new legislation in Introspection, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Following new legislation in Introspection, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
- : Following new legislation in Introspection, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Following new legislation in Introspection, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Introspection, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
- : Following new legislation in Introspection, the government is reining in public spending.
- : Following new legislation in Introspection, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.