The Empire of Internetz is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.163 billion Internetzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Internetzian economy, worth 477 trillion Stars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,611 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Internetz's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Internetz is ranked 301,351^st in the world and 2^nd in TSR Collector for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 14,139.79 Standard Monetary Units.