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Lowest Crime Rates: 134thMost Devout: 154thLargest Governments: 169th
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Conquest and Justice with an Ironfist
Emperor Sergei Izotov - Know as Fate
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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ImperialRussia

Population10.708 billion

CapitalMoscow
LeaderEmperor Sergei Izotov - Know as Fate
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyCryptoRuble
AnimalGiant Grizzly Bear

The Federation of ImperialRussia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Sergei Izotov - Know as Fate with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.708 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 4,614 trillion CryptoRubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 430,914 CryptoRubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, Emperor Sergei Izotov - Know as Fate's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialRussia's national animal is the Giant Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

ImperialRussia is ranked 134th in the world and 1st in New United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 270.8 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 134thMost Devout: 154thLargest Governments: 169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 213thMost Efficient Economies: 294thMost Corrupt Governments: 425thLongest Average Lifespans: 542ndMost Armed: 565thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 586thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 648thSmartest Citizens: 662ndHealthiest Citizens: 751stLargest Information Technology Sector: 842ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 902ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 992ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,395thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,223rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,310thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,450thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,843rdTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,078thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,982ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,188thLargest Mining Sector: 13,181stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 22,054thMost Cultured: 23,959thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,219th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ImperialRussia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, Emperor Sergei Izotov - Know as Fate's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, the digital money revolution has cashed out.
  • : ImperialRussia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.

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