Population | 23.156 billion |
Capital | Left Twix Factory |
Leader | The Chief Chef |
Faith | Mom's Spaghetti |
Currency | Doughnut |
Animal | Roaming Cheesecake |
The Stop Impersonating Me of Hungry is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Chief Chef with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.156 billion Hungrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Left Twix Factory. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Hungrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,972 trillion Doughnuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,351 Doughnuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, the Hungrian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hungry's national animal is the Roaming Cheesecake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mom's Spaghetti.
Hungry is ranked 11,041st in the world and 1st in Merridel for Most Stationary, with 2,209.10739172592 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hungry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Hungry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Hungry was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Hungry was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Hungry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Hungry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Hungry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Hungry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Hungry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Hungry was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.