The Archipelago of Hodori is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chiruseri Kutatoue with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 43.387 billion Hodorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kizagama. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hodoran economy, worth a remarkable 6,780 trillion Kerais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,281 Kerais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, the police double as repo men, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime is totally unknown. Hodori's national animal is the Treeswift, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hodori is ranked 306,945^th in the world and 3^rd in The Hodori Archipelago for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -25.95 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.