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Largest Retail Industry: 231stMost Efficient Economies: 242ndRudest Citizens: 261st
The Atrahasian Republic of
Capitalizt
i just wet myself and theres nothing you can do abt it
yo mama
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Haja-Mishu

Population17.736 billion

Capitaldinos attic
Leaderyo mama
Faithfactual matters

Currencystinkcoin
Animalakel

The Atrahasian Republic of Haja-Mishu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by yo mama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.736 billion mommies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dinos attic. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient mommy economy, worth a remarkable 6,308 trillion stinkcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 355,700 stinkcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, Yo mama's new android secretary is the latest media darling, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Haja-Mishu's national animal is the akel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is factual matters.

Haja-Mishu is ranked 430th in the world and 1st in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Fattest Citizens, with 83.35 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Retail Industry: 231stMost Efficient Economies: 242ndRudest Citizens: 261stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 282ndMost Armed: 423rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 425thFattest Citizens: 430thHighest Crime Rates: 495thMost Avoided: 600thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 603rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 903rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,044thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,133rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,205thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,372ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,377thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,421stHighest Average Incomes: 1,422ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,593rdHighest Economic Output: 1,729thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,796thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,911thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,915thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,496thSmartest Citizens: 2,501stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,602ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,751stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,966thLargest Mining Sector: 3,037thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,070thMost Cultured: 3,415thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,709thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,079thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,570thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,847thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,788thMost Secular: 7,704thLargest Governments: 7,963rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,259thLargest Populations: 15,380thLargest Black Market: 15,737thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,909th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the region

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