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Largest Retail Industry: 154thMost Efficient Economies: 194thRudest Citizens: 203rd
The Atrahasian Republic of
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yo mama
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Population14.541 billion

Leaderyo mama


The Atrahasian Republic of Haja-Mishu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by yo mama with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.541 billion Shurayu enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shuraya. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Shurayu economy, worth a remarkable 5,206 trillion Ruons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 358,077 Ruons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,735,896 per year while the poor average 42,755, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

Jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, Yo mama's new android secretary is the latest media darling, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Haja-Mishu's national animal is the Lamassu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Haja-Mishu is ranked 70,359th in the world and 9th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Politically Free, scoring 71.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Retail Industry: 154thMost Efficient Economies: 194thRudest Citizens: 203rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 262ndMost Armed: 345thHighest Disposable Incomes: 372ndFattest Citizens: 406thHighest Crime Rates: 414thMost Avoided: 495thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 512thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 626thMost Subsidized Industry: 652ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 736thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,035thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,048thHighest Average Incomes: 1,163rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,216thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,262ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,356thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,396thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,557thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,598thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,712thHighest Economic Output: 1,895thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,186thSmartest Citizens: 2,242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,271stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,540thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,573rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,627thLargest Mining Sector: 2,677thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,764thMost Cultured: 3,161stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,867thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,336thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,149thLargest Governments: 7,130thMost Secular: 7,362ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,985thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,850thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,282ndLargest Populations: 16,873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,111thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,828th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the region

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