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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,717th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,977th Largest Black Market: 10,863rd
The Holy Tripartite Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Indivisible and Inseparable
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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German Austro-Hungary

Population3.28 billion

LeaderHoly German Emperor Othello I
FaithRoman Protestantism

AnimalDouble-Headed Eagle

The Holy Tripartite Empire of German Austro-Hungary is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Holy German Emperor Othello I with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.28 billion German Austro-Hungarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.2%.

The all-consuming German Austro-Hungarian economy, worth 340 trillion papiermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,847 papiermarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,859 per year while the poor average 27,497, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Young girls often attend the same schools as their children, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. German Austro-Hungary's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Protestantism.

German Austro-Hungary is ranked 138,466th in the world and 103rd in Changuu for Most Primitive, scoring -191.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,717thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,977thLargest Black Market: 10,863rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,939thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,904thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,069th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the region

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