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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,130thHealthiest Citizens: 3,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,283rd
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Together We Stand, Together We Prosper
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Gabeonia

Population11.426 billion

CapitalMiddleton
LeaderMichelle Courton
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyGabeonian Dollar
AnimalWolf

The Federation of Gabeonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Michelle Courton with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.426 billion Gabeonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Middleton. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gabeonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,053 trillion Gabeonian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,752 Gabeonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, racehorses move a lot slower these days, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabeonia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Gabeonia is ranked 210,844th in the world and 1st in Gabeonia and its Protectorates for Most Stationary, with 36.18551156348 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,130thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,283rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,544thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,150thMost Developed: 4,292ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,360thBest Weather: 4,445thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,002ndLargest Governments: 5,091stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,929thSmartest Citizens: 5,949thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,992ndMost Armed: 6,005thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,794thNicest Citizens: 7,816thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,422ndHighest Food Quality: 8,759thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,440thMost Cultured: 10,597thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,925thHighest Economic Output: 11,935thSafest: 11,978thMost Inclusive: 12,084thMost Patriotic: 12,358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,815thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,285thHighest Average Incomes: 13,748thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,760thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,996thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,778thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,782ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,892ndMost Secular: 20,281stMost Corrupt Governments: 24,024th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gabeonia's influence in Gabeonia and its Protectorates rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Gabeonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Gabeonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Gabeonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Gabeonia, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabeonia, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • : Gabeonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
  • : Gabeonia published "Protectorates of The Federation of Gabeonia" (Factbook: International).
  • : Gabeonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabeonia, racehorses move a lot slower these days.

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