Population | 11.472 billion |
Capital | ★ Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ ★ |
Leader | Comrade Chairman Smirnoff |
Faith | Goltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church |
Currency | digitDollar dD |
Animal | Double-Headed Eagle |
The GRAND★IMPERIAL★COMMONWEALTH of GOLTZBORG is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Chairman Smirnoff with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.472 billion GOLTZBORGians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ★ Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ ★. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient GOLTZBORGian economy, worth a remarkable 1,600 trillion digitDollar dDs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 139,496 digitDollar dDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Discarded pennies litter the streets, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GOLTZBORG's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church.
GOLTZBORG is ranked 3,111th in the world and 1st in The IMPERIUM for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.28 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : GOLTZBORG's influence in The IMPERIUM fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : GOLTZBORG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : GOLTZBORG proposed constructing embassies between The IMPERIUM and NATO.
- : Following new legislation in GOLTZBORG, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
- : Following new legislation in GOLTZBORG, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in GOLTZBORG, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines.
- : Following new legislation in GOLTZBORG, discarded pennies litter the streets.
- : Following new legislation in GOLTZBORG, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
- : GOLTZBORG banned The Sultanate of Terra do sul from The IMPERIUM.
- : GOLTZBORG banned The Republic of Semicolon Three 19 from The IMPERIUM.