The Sultanate of Fzfzxj is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.283 billion Fzfzxjians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 59.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fzfzxjian economy, worth 246 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,973 xzjfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

This summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fzfzxj's national animal is the xzjf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fzfzxj is ranked 167,652^nd in the world and 2,251^st in Two for Largest Populations, with 2.28 billion capita.