The Republic of Frelicula is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical population of 534 million Freliculans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vuha. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Freliculan economy, worth 19.6 trillion Sollis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,667 Sollis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, Frelicula has designated Vuha as its capital city, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frelicula's national animal is the Sun bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Frelicula is ranked 145,854^th in the world and 544^th in Europeia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,491.15 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.