The Theocracy of Fransmany is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Francis III and Patriarch John VII with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, devout population of 17.706 billion Fransmainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Habsburg-Lorraine. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fransmainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,353 trillion Heldings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,916 Heldings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fransmany's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Fransmainian Catholicism.

Fransmany is ranked 2,431^st in the world and 1^st in Sao Tome for Lowest Crime Rates, with 137.22 law-abiding acts per hour.