Population | 9.53 billion |
Capital | Eshialand City |
Leader | King William I |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | owl |
The Kingdom of Eshialand is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King William I with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.53 billion Eshians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eshialand City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Eshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,169 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 227,670 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 775,779 per year while the poor average 49,209, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.
Children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, a flying elephant and King William I share the same nickname, and children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eshialand's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Eshialand is ranked 149,277th in the world and 52nd in Esportiva for Most Stationary, with 164.21658240132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, a flying elephant and King William I share the same nickname.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, the comic book series 'King William I and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, there's a mortuary next to every Eshian restaurant.
- : Following new legislation in Eshialand, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Eshialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Eshialand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Eshialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.