The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.646 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 16,876 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 516,958 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 142^nd in the world and 3^rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 268.53 law-abiding acts per hour.