The Collective Kinship of Douglin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Halisca Vera with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.954 billion Douglinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magno-Capite. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The all-consuming Douglinian economy, worth 200 trillion Duggs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 102,672 Duggs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,335 per year while the poor average 20,687, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

The Federal Council of Douglin has been announced as the new Head of State, a major religion has been named as Douglin's national religion, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Douglin's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Douglin is ranked 282,292^nd in the world and 51^st in Trica for Nicest Citizens, with 3.55 average smiles per day.